Why every Copywriter should be internet advertising on eBay
by Julian GrattonI was won in a raffle, but my owner prefers skirts to trousers. I have been used a little experimentally and I can certainly press a trouser. I’m just not very good at anything else.
I have a little timer thing, rather like an egg timer, so you can leave me to happily press a trouser for up to 45 minutes without burning anything. Something my archrival ‘The Iron’ can’t claim to be able to do. Unlike an egg timer, though, I don’t click seconds or go ‘ping!’ when the trousers are ready. My little red light goes off and that’s it.
I suppose you could press other things in me… flowers… tea towels… crumpled newspapers. So perhaps a hippy with an obsessive-compulsive disorder would be interested. You will need a car to carry me, though, as I’m pick-up only.





